Monster of Anxiety


Poor Hairy Monster of Anxiety. Terrified of Life. Scared he is too hairy and scared he’s not hairy enough. Scared he’s too scary, and sometimes he’s afraid he’s not scary at all. His eyebrow gives him so much fear, he screams when he sees his own reflection. He’s worried his teeth aren’t orange enough, and of course when he gobbles down small children too vigorously, he might poke an eye out. He is frightened of the dark and scared of the light.

He’s just one big, hairy, scary monster mess!

And it goes without saying, he hates his hairy legs. Sadly, I can relate. I hate my legs too when they’re hairy. And sometimes when they’re not.